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"Surely it's obvious.

Doesn't every schoolboy know it?

Ends are ape-chosen; only the means are man's.

Papio's procurer, bursar to baboons,

Reason comes running, eager to ratify;

Comes, a catch-fart, with Philosophy, truckling to tyrants;

Comes, a pimp for Prussia, with Hegel's Patent History;

Comes with Medicine to administer the Ape-King's aphrodisiac;

Comes, rhyming and with Rhetoric, to write his orations;

Comes, with Calculus to aim his rockets

Accurately at the orphanage across the ocean;

Comes, having aimed, with incense to impetrate

Our Lady devoutly for a direct hit."

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Text from Aldous Huxley's Ape and Essence, Harper & Brothers Publishers, New York, 1948.

Top drawing from The Drawings of Heinrich Kley, published by Borden Publishing, Alhambra, CA, 1968.

Bottom drawing from Animals, Dover Publications, New York, 1979.


In support of Huxley's notions, I remind you that the computer on which you are viewing this message is a direct civilian spin-off of the original electronic digital computers, Colossus, used by British Intelligence to help in breaking the German "Enigma" code in 1943, and ENIAC, which was developed in 1945 to compute solutions to gun-aiming and other ballistic problems for the U.S. Army.

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